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Thank you to Jim Barnes

I’ve had my phone number now for several years. So when I started to receive calls from several health insurance companies, a car dealership and a job service asking for Mr. Barnes, I was rather confused. Turns out the man used my number on several online forms. Perhaps, he’s dyslexic and switches numbers around and his number is close to mine. Maybe he’s out to get me. Or, many, many moons ago my phone number was his and he still uses it because he doesn’t want anyone to know his new number. Any way you slice it, these kind of calls were annoying to put it mildly.

Today I graduate from Full Sail’s Graduate Certificate program in EMDT and I couldn’t be more proud. To celebrate, I have changed my phone number. I will be very selective who I share that number with this time around. No mentioning online or handing out business cards. If folks want to find me, they can find me right here and use my email. I’m online all the time anyways.

Good bye Mr. Barnes. I hope one day you find that health insurance you seem to seek. You have taught me assertiveness as I told off callers. You taught me patience as calls sporadically came in whenever you decided to have fun filling out forms online. You taught me tolerance for irritations and interruptions. You might have even give me an outlet to let off steam. I have learned my lessons. Your work is done here.

 

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Posted in fairy lessons, fairy teleclasses, flower essence online class, lessons from the fairy, online courses, online fairy class, psychic ability, spiritual lessons

The Anti-Marketing Campaign for Fairy School

Friday starts a new session of the Fairy Online School. We always have fun and I love sharing what I’ve learned with folks so they have lots of tools and feel empowered. This year I’ve learned so much about marketing and there seems to be lots of formulas zooming around, that to me, have actually gotten me turned off from most marketing I receive. I tried some of that and I didn’t enjoy it, and it didn’t work for my tribe. All that type of marketing actually exhausted me, taking away from my creativity. So instead, I will do the Ronni method. (Okay, to be fair, I did make that funky trailer, but that was fun to make.) Classes start Friday and if you are interested and you really feel you can benefit right now with what is being offered, do sign up. I’d love to work with and assist you, and I know you will have fun. There’s a two payment option, and Paypal Bill Me Later for most classes, and many are very affordable under $60.00.

And for the many on small budgets, I offer my new TREAT SHOP, where you can pick up a tool or two for under $20.00 that can really help while still supporting the writer/artist to be able to eat..hey, that’s me! I love win-win situations.

I could bug you via email over and over until the day school starts, but I had one organization do that to me and it felt like Mom nagging me to do the dishes. Hmmm…not so much.

Look forward to working with the new students and fairy blessings to you,

Ronni

Posted in spiritual humor, spiritual lessons

New Age Speak Deciphered

All fields and communities have their own languages to communicate to each other. In the classes I’m taking in Grad School I am learning about new technologies. In the technology world, at least in school, everything seems to be abbreviated. There’s PLEs and ETCs and BPs. I’m pretty confused at this point, but I would guess in about a month, I’ll be an old pro at this language.

This experience brought me to my thoughts of the metaphysical community. There’s a language there all it’s own. There’s lots of talk of energy and vibes and such. I like things simplified and easy to understand, after all, my job as a translator with animals and Spirit is taking the complex thoughts they send over and translating it into down-to-earth english. So, here’s some new age concepts defined.

New Age Speak:

  • BAD ENERGY. If someone has BAD ENERGY it usually means someone is a jerk, or really negative all the time and feels like a Debbie Downer, or they can feel scary and dark like a walking horror movie.
  • 2012. 2012 is the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. Many metaphysical folk think that this will be a time where some will move into a light dimension and others will stay here. Sounds like other religions’ beliefs. I see it as gradual change that is already happening. Obviously, we are seeing lots of folks waking up and becoming more aware of themselves and their surroundings, because look at all the people who are hanging on to dear life of the 1950s in fear in resistance to change. And women, don’t you just want to go back to the 1950s and take away all your rights and your ability to think or speak?
  • Your thoughts become things. There is truth in this statement but it’s also a great way to beat yourself up even more! Something bad happens? It’s all your fault! You created it! Bad you! You thought wrong. My idea about this is, you know how you think about red cars and all of a sudden, there’s red cars everywhere? There’s ads on tv, someone hands you a magazine with a red car on it? You basically focus on that car and filter out the world like a giant computer and pull to you those images or even only notice those things. It’s like a giant Google search.
  • Lightworkers. Another word for healers born on planet earth to try and clean up the mess we’ve made of it.
  • Downloads. This is usually a dump of information into your brain and all of a sudden, you are super-wise. Unfortunately, it doesn’t always last and you can go back to being confused and bumping into furniture hours later. But, if it’s good information you can use and you integrate it, you can have some really good change in thinking and your perceptions of your problems, and even have solutions you didn’t think of.

I’m sure you have your own definitions and translations. Want to share?

Posted in fairies, fairy lessons, online courses, online fairy class, spiritual lessons

New Fairy Class Starts Soon!

Thank you for taking the New Class Poll! We have a winner! (For those of you sighing because you wanted an Advanced Animal Communication class, don’t worry. We’ve got a monthly teleclass scheduled in November on that subject!)

New Fairy Class! Let me take you on an adventure.

I invite you to enter deeper into the fairy world. Maybe you took the Fairy Beginner Fairy Healing class, or dipped your feet into Fairies 101 for a look, or maybe you just love fairies and they’ve been sparkling in and out of your life. The Fairy Tools class (part of the Fall Session) we’ll dive into new healing tools you can use and apply in daily, practical life, while having fun exploring different parts of the Fairy Realm.

We visit the Cacti People for targeted help, dive down deep with the Water Spirits, enter Indian Gardens to clear out holes, go to the fields of manifesting magic, head to the Pond of Mirrors, and visit the Flower Garden to heal with color. Sign up in the next two minutes (just kidding), but seriously, if you sign up this week, each student receives a FREE guided fairy meditation to play with later! Go here.

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I’m going to teach you how to make $5,000 in a day

(SATIRE ALERT)

You might be looking at your bills and your business and thinking “I should be making a lot more money because the folks all over the internet tell me I should.” And that’s right!

I need a website that screams at people with the same format as everyone else because that’s what works!

And since I want to make a ton of money off of you so I can sit in luxury and have a flat screen tv and a big boat, I will teach you in one extremely over-priced workshop or teleseminar the secret that you want to make a ton of money. Only I have the answer and you are so curious, you can’t take it! You need to know what that is so you will pay anything!

Of course, there will be lots of talk and I may even be a bit vague. I will give you tools that work for me, but may not work for you. There will be lots of foreplay in my marketing video leading up to now a lot of real action in the end.

I will teach you how to lose that annoying one-to-one interaction and connection with people. Isn’t it more fun charging a ton while you sit and watch videos all day eating bon-bons? I mean, who has time for that anyway?

But wait, there’s more. You might want to buy my other products that promise a bunch but don’t entirely deliver. I sell you the hope and dream, not real material. I just give you that excitement buzz with a catchy title.

It’s all about the dollar, no need for the other things getting in your way. Don’t you want to be a success and win approval? Show how worthy you really are especially in a bad economy? You will show how great you are at manifesting and embodying THE SECRET and show how “special” you are!

Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What if, instead, you are internally guided to what is just right for you? Each day and each baby step along the way, you are not left alone. You’ll have what you need when you need it. Your business is as individual as you are and has specific needs and a plan that work for you. You might be building a very strong business slowly with a solid foundation underneath. It’s a business based on your values and what really floats YOUR boat so it’s a win-win situation between you and the client/customer.

You have the answers inside of you and will be directed to the right outside resources you need. I’ve seen it. I’ve felt it. I’m experiencing it right now.

But hey, what do I know? I’m not a marketing guru. 🙂

Posted in flower nature healing, healing, nature healing, spiritual lessons, whimsical illustration

Lots of crankiness in the world–we need this

I am noticing a lot of crankiness and hot tempers in the world lately. It’s probably the unusual heat plaguing areas not used to it (we’re used to it) that is upsetting everyone’s Pitta. Last week I related to it, as I was hormonally challenged, so I do understand. But we do need more light to fill up that darkness. It’s too easy to get lost in it and then we think we are the dark parts! So, I bring you this:

Aren’t they pretty? Nothing cheers my soul like finding a pretty flower in my yard I didn’t know was there!

And this! Finding a face on the rock elder beneath my feet.

A stray butterfly flying by my head brings me such joy; such delicate beauty.

You see, lots of yuck can happen in your world. Believe me I KNOW. But there is a small little part in our heart that survives, and it notices the beauty and the wonder in the world. It loves the everyday magic in the passing butterfly. It’s like a good seed planted there, and everyday we are handed bad seeds to grow–through the media, other people, life.  I say,

NURTURE THE HELL OUT OF THOSE GOOD SEEDS!

Reminds me that one acorn can grow an oak tree. Just one!

(You will have to excuse me. I have just finished watching a marathon watching of MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO and I’m feeling quite nice.)