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How Not to Manifest

  1. Obsess over what you don’t have. This is very important for not manifesting what you want.
  2. Freak out completely over what is missing.
  3. Begin to deteriorate emotionally and question if your Guides give a flying monkey or not if you eat, or have gas money, or what you need. Don’t trust at all. And absolutely, don’t, under any circumstances, remind yourself of times when your Guides and the Universe came through for you. This may be the time they don’t.
  4. Feel resentment because what you need isn’t coming from the sources you think it should. Resent everyone. It’s probably their fault.
  5. Don’t allow yourself to play, relax, or enjoy anything, because after all, you need to only focus on creating what you need. This is the responsible way to do things.
  6. Be extra hard on yourself for not manifesting what you need. Tell yourself you are flawed in some way or that no one cares about you.
  7. Force yourself to do things you hate, or that you should do, to get what you want.
  8. Obsess some more. Obsessing is always a good thing to show the Universe how much you really care.
  9. And finally, and this is very important, take all of this very, very seriously.
    – RONNI HALL, who has learned all of this from experience, I hate to admit.


I'm Ronni, a designing fairy living among the humans. I'm a writer, illustrator, and inventor who loves to share what I've learned to help others in a fun way, whether it's providing tools in my Help! I'm Sensitive series for the sensitive folk, Healing Fairy Alphabet Deck for connecting to your intuition through Nature, or the Idea Emporium for thinking like a designer to get out of boxes, I hope my creations help make life more fun and easier. I live in a treehouse with my beloved elf partner, giant ooh-yellow dog, a floppy bloodhound, and three step-fairies.

9 thoughts on “How Not to Manifest

  1. Thanks for this message, Ronni. It was very timely for me in my life right now. I was doing all the things to manifest negativity. I have been missing the wonderful moments of life that have been going on all around me. Hooo… Nice nudge to get me back on track! Samm

  2. This made me laugh, but only because I have been there so many times myself. 🙂 I think that the part about play and taking things seriously is soooo important! JOY seems to be a key component in successful manifestation. It seems to lead naturally to gratitude and release of control, which are also key components.

    Thank you for the laugh and the reminder!

  3. I am so glad I found your site. This is wonderful. I believe the same way. I have tried using the affirmation ….. I am the master of my thoughts. I think only positive thoughts. It does work. It is really nice to find you.

    Love and Blessings,

  4. Ronni,
    This is hilarious! I was feeling totally crummy this morning worrying about my rent payment etc. I could´nt meditate. So i just rolled up into a ball and said god , I give up , you solve my problems because i haven´t got a clue. I turned on youtube and searched for laughing babies, had a gooood laugh and now i checked in to see if your page was up and found your article another good laugh and confirmation to keep trusting. Thank you x 10000
    excited about the essence page

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